cuddle pillow blues

Sometimes, when it's late at night, I come up with stuff like this and I realize--I should just go to bed. The problem is, after going to bed, this stuff just sits here and I have to deal with it days or weeks or months later and it never, ever goes well.

I'm sure that I'll be doing something six months from now and I'll see this post somewhere and I'll go--cuddle pillow, strip joint--and the waves of shame will wash over me.

Well, once you blog it, it's done. Let it be, man. Just let it be.